BEN 10 LIVES IN FEAR!

By Phumlani Saul

XOLILE knew he loved his sugar mama when she told him she loved his strong 4-5.

But the trouble started when he sent her a very private message meant for her eyes only.

THE MESSAGE, LIKE THE CHEATING SUGAR MAMA, ENDED UP WITH THE WRONG MAN.

Xolile Sizani (25) stares at the messages on his phone and confesses to DK News he is living in fear.

And he has reason to be scared.

Among other things, the scary WhatsApp and SMS messages promise him he will be struck by lightning, vutha will set his bed on fire and he will see worms coming out of his 4-5 before he dies.

Xolile, who lives in KwaNobuhle, Uitenhage in the Eastern Cape said the threats are coming from his sugar mama’s husband, Phumzile Bele (62).

Xolile said he met his lover in a tavern about 18 months ago.

“She told me she was starved for sex and was looking for someone young with a strong 4-5,” he said.

She said he was that man.

“She asked me to be her Ben 10 so that I could satisfy her and I fell in love with her,” he said.

But then Xolile’s lover had to go back to her husband in Khayamnadi, Despatch, about 20km away. “I sent her a message checking if she had arrived safely,” he said. But it appears her phone was with her husband.

“He phoned me and I immediately dropped the call,” said the young man.

At first, Phumzile kept phoning Xolile from private numbers but then, on Saturday, he took the harassment to a new level.

“He left death threats on my WhatsApp and Facebook page and he is serious,” said Xolile.

One messages read: “U slut uzoyeka ukuthatha abafazi babantu. “U hv pushd me 2far.”

It continues with death threats and a serious warning: “Kudala ndikucenga ndisithi leave my wife alone sifebe,”

Another threatens it’s payback time.

“Ukuba ndingubani u don’t mess namabhaca uzayibamba ngesandla lo pipi yakho,” reads another.

Xolile said Phumzile told him he was an iBhaca from Pondoland and he could do anything he wants with his life.

“I want to end the relationship, but my girlfriend refuses. She insists that she loves me and not her husband,” Xolile said.

Phumzile admitted he had sent the threatening messages to the Ben 10.

“What am I supposed to do when this boy is after my woman?” the angry man asked.

“He can get me arrested if he wants to, but that is my wife.”

The sugar mama got angry when the DKTeam visited her.

“Mind your own business!” she said and slammed the door.

SAPS Warrant Officer Gerda Swart
advised Xolile to open a case.

SMALL 4-5 TORTURE!

By Nomathamsanqa Magwa

THEY have been married for 18 years without any problems.

And in those years, his wife never mentioned the size of his 4-5.

So the 51-year-old man thought his wife was happy.

But what he did not know was that she didn’t like the size of his 4-5.

The father of four from KwaNobuhle in Uitenhage, said problems started after his wife read an article in National Newspaper.

“She read about a man who had a small 4-5 and went to a sangoma who gave him muthi. But he overdosed, which made his 4-5 much bigger and his wife complained,” he said.

He said one day he came home to find the paper spread out on their bed.

His wife told him to read the article.

“I read it and thought it was a funny story, but my wife told me the sangoma can solve our problems. I wasn’t even aware it was a problem,” he said.

He said his wife has been pestering him to get help and it terrified him that she’s willing to end their marriage if he doesn’t do anything about it.

His wife said she was tired of fantasising about a big 4-5.

“I had accepted it because I didn’t know it can be changed, but now that I know, it has to be changed. I want to be able to hold it in my hands,” she said.

She said she would even pay for he husband’s 4-5 to be enlarged.

“I love my husband, he is a good man and we both go to church. We are a happy couple and our fellow congregants come to us for marital advice, but we have to be happy in the bedroom as well,” she said.

Neurologist Dr Godfrey Citheko said the procedure to enlarge a 4-5 is very expensive.

He said they don’t actually enlarge it, but pull out the muscles to make it larger.

“The penis is quite long from the inside, so doctors are able to pull it out but it is a dangerous procedure and I don’t recommend it,” he said.

He said the procedure would cost no less than R100 000.

The husband also has an option to wear a penis sleeve.

SPRINGBOKS AM RECEIVED HERO’S WELCOME AT HIS HOME IN KING WILLIAM’S TOWN

By Phumlani Saul

After missing out on the Springboks’ Rugby World Cup victory tour recently, residents of King William’s Town in the Eastern Cape turned out in their thousands on Saturday to give a hero’s welcome to one of their own, Springbok centre Lukhanyo Am.

The streets of King William’s Town were filled with jubilant fans as the rugby star’s motorcade moved to his home township of Zwelitsha.

The parade began from Breidbach with Am seated at the back of a convertible sedan, and moved through the town to the Steve Biko Centre in Ginsberg, before it headed to Zwelitsha.

Although there was no William Webb Ellis Trophy to show off or other Springbok teammates present, rugby supporters kept on referring to the combination of Am and wing Makazole Mapimpi, which resulted to the first Springboks try during the Rugby World Cup final.

Celebrations took place at the OR Tambo Community Hall in Zwelitsha with Eastern Cape premier Oscar Mabuyane also joining residents.

Addressing the crowd, Am said he was inspired to see so many people coming to welcome him. “It is very special to be at home with all the support of the community, from the elders to the children. This is really inspirational and I’m enjoying it,” he said.

Two men shot and killed in PE’s northern areas

By Mzwandile Bhefile

Port Elizabeth police are searching for two suspects who shot and killed two men in separate incidents in the city’s northern areas on Saturday.

Spokesperson, Colonel Priscilla Naidu says it is alleged that 26-year old Nealon Warricker was walking in Coetzee Street in Salt Lake with two friends when four men approached them from the opposite direction.

She says Warricker and his friends started running away after seeing a firearm in the one of suspect’s hand.

The suspect chased after Waricker and fired several shots at him.

He died at the scene.

The other two did not sustain any injuries.

In the second incident on Saturday evening, a 23-year-old man was fatally wounded when an unknown suspect fired through an open door of his shack in Bloemendal.

Colonel Naidu says it is alleged that Virgil Fortuin was watching TV with his girlfriend in his shack in the Danny Jordaan informal settlement when someone from outside called him.

She says he did not go outside, but as he stood up, several shots were fired through the door.

He sustained two gunshot wounds and died at the scene.

The motives for the attacks are still unknown and cases of murder are under investigation.

Omotoso arrives at court dressed in Springbok jersey

By Phumlani Saul

The 60-year-old Televangelist who is usually dressed in flamboyant outfits arrived at court on Thursday with a Springbok Jersey and a matching scarf.

During their last appearance in October, the Supreme Court of Appeal rejected an application for leave to appeal an earlier ruling in the High Court related to the jurisdiction of the court to hear the charges against him that were allegedly committed outside its jurisdiction.

Omotoso and his co-accused Lusanda Sulani and Zukiswa Sitho have now petitioned the Constitutional Court.

The case was postponed to the 28th of January 2020 pending the outcome of the Constitutional Court.

The three are facing more than 90 charges that include rape and human trafficking.

Omotoso has been in custody since his arrest in April of 2017, so he’s been languishing at St Albans Prison for nearly two and a half years now, while his co-accused are both out on bail.

A large group of supporters from an organisation called “Christians of South Africa” arrived with a custom made banner where they make several allegations against the State.

COUPLE KILLED IN FLAMES!

By Phumlani Saul

AS the flame of their love burned ever lower, the couple started fighting more and more.

The man apparently planned to end the relationship – but before he could, an angry fire ate them both alive!

The two lovers were burned to death in a shack fire in Vastrap squatter area in Port Elizabeth in the early hours of Wednesday.

Neighbours said Mpumzi Mkaliphi (34) always fought with his lover Lulama Magiliwe (27), also of Vastrap, and that he had wanted to end the relationship.

Xolisile Dinga (29) of Vastrap told Daily kasi news: “Their love affair was marred by too much fighting. Mpumzi had suspected that his girlfriend was cheating on him.

“He wanted to end his affair, but Lulama, who worked at a hair salon, said she would never leave him and that she would die where he died.”

The lovers were neighbours as well.

“They hadn’t fought on Tuesday and were drinking beer together.

“At about 12:45am we saw the fire. I went outside to check on my boyfriend’s shack and saw huge flames.

“We tried to extinguish it but we couldn’t save them.

“One died near the door.

“We only managed to save the shack of the girlfriend,” he said.

Cops spokesman Warrant Officer Alwin Labans said: “The fire broke out in the early hours of Wednesday

morning. The bodies of the couple were found in the rubble. The cause of fire is unknown. Investigation continues.”

DEAD PEOPLE SAVE THE DAY!

Nomathamsanqa Magwa

THEIR water supply dried up on Saturday, making it difficult for them to cook and bath.

And the little water they have is from the dead.

Khayamnandi residents near Despatch haven’t had water since a main pipe burst.

But at the local Khayamnandi Cemetery, they found salvation in a water pipe that’s leaking. The water is coming out slowly, however.

The water they get here can’t be kept for more than a day as it changes its colour and starts to smell.

But residents have no option. They need water to drink, cook, wash and flush their toilets.

When the DKTeam visited the area, many residents were queuing up for water in the graveyard with buckets and drums. Some found the situation funny. They made jokes like: “It’s pouring water very slowly because water is not needed here.”

Nontsikelelo Tom (40), ward committee member, said: “Our councillor told us the problem would only last for a day. More than 2 000 residents have been affected. The water truck only comes once a day after four hours.”

Mthubanzi Mniki, spokesman for Nelson Mandela Bay Municipality, said officials were attending to the problem. “We brought trucks to deliver water for residents. As soon as we get a report from the construction company that was working in the area, we will e-mail it to the councillors who can then report back to residents about the problem.”

MLUNGU (79) FINDS LOVE EKASI!

By Mzwandile Bhefile

NOT even hurtful remarks by some of the residents, overflowing sewage drains and violence can chase this mlungu away ekasi.

Imre Kandiko (79) and his girlfriend Fikina Dlanga (52) are the talk of the town in KwaNobuhle kasi in Uitenhage.

Imre is a retired motor mechanic, spray painter and scrapyard owner.

He has fathered four kids and has 11 grandchildren. All of them are in Russia.

He told the DK news: “I’ve been living in this township for the past eight years, since I divorced my wife.

“I used to visit some friends here and I fell in love with Fikina and township life.

“I noticed everything is cheaper here than in town, where you pay top prices for everything.

“Before we were living in a shack. Now we have moved into an RDP house with a tiled roof for free.”

Imre said his love for the kasi has cost him friends and family.

“After I came to the kasi, people here welcomed me with warm hands. They treated me with respect and accepted me.

“But relatives and friends cut ties with me. They said the kasi was too dangerous and they wouldn’t visit me.

“That hurt me, but my love for Fikina keeps me here in the kasi.”

Fikina said: “It was love at first sight. I feel like I’m dating a black person.

“He loves samp, umphokoqo and imifino. Thugs don’t mess with him because he is a tough man – he would hunt them down,” she said.

“He finds people here very supportive, he fixes their cars and also creates jobs for them. And he is a caring man.

“But some of the people here don’t like him. They say he belongs in town because he can afford the town lifestyle – but he is going nowhere.

“This kasi is where our home is and we will spend our lives here.”

Neighbour Thobela Jonas (47) said: “Everyone loves him.

“It is only the drunkards that sometimes shout at him and say white people belong in town.”

PUPILS LUCKY TO SURVIVE JIKELEZA CRASH

By Nomathamsanqa Magwa

AN unroadworthy jikeleza taxi bumped into pupils and overturned.

It’s alleged the taxi driver failed to apply his brakes.

The accident happened at about 8am on Monday in KwaNobuhle.

Two kids from Hombakazi Primary School were treated on the scene for minor injuries.

Resident Nontsikelelo Vusani (33) told Daily kasi news: “These jikeleza drivers are careless and some don’t even have drivers’ licences.

“I saw this car was speeding. When he came across a group of kids, the car’s brakes failed. Kids ran in all directions as the car bumped over two of them. It then overturned.”

A paramedic who didn’t want to be named said: “There were kids standing next to the road. When the taxi bumped into them, it injured one of them. We are not sure how many kids were standing next to the road.”

Police spokeswoman Lieutenant Gerda Swart said:  “A 26-year-old driver of a silver VW Golf lost control of his vehicle. A case of reckless and negligent driving was opened.”

FAKE SANGOMA MUST VOETSEK!

By Nomathamsanqa Magwa

AN ANGRY group of people almost burnt a woman to death on Monday night.

They accused her of being a fake sangoma who ruined marriages.

It happened in KwaNobuhle, Uitenhage. Among the crowd were NoAmen Sizila (45) and Nokwanele Ndletyana (50).They shouted: “She must voetsek from our kasi! We don’t want horny sangomas here!”

Nokwanele said she first met the sangoma in 2013 after being introduced to her by her gogo.

“She said she needed a place to live and I felt sorry for her because she had a small child. I let her have an outside room, but she soon started flirting with my husband,” she said.

“She told people I had sex with men in a toilet at my sister’s house in 2015, leading to fights with my husband. I ended up kicking her out of the house.”

NoAmen said she also rented a shack to the woman, who soon started causing trouble. “She told me a tokoloshe wanted to poke me, and my husband would leave me.”

When Daily kasi news tried to talk to the sangoma, she ran away.

Captain Gerda Swart said: “People should be careful of fake sangomas. We also appeal to the residents not to take the law into their own hands.”

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